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{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did one nut say as he chased another nut?","punchline":"I'm a cashew!","id":160}
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Cardiopteridaceae is a eudicot family of flowering plants. It consists of about 43 species of trees, shrubs, and woody vines, mostly of the tropics, but with a few in temperate regions. It contains six genera, the largest of which is Citronella, with 21 species. The other genera are much smaller.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What has ears but cannot hear?","punchline":"A field of corn.","id":238}
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In heraldry, cendrée is a tincture, the grey of ashes, iron, and stone walls.
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{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
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